Things a father shouldn’t say in the delivery room:

  • “Just in case, what was the name of the Six Fingered Man in The Princess Bride?”
  • “I think we should name him Cerberus!”
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I'm Ben. I'm from Oregon. Sometimes I like to be a little ridiculous. It's a bit of a hobby. I know stuff

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