Because what every guy dreams of is marrying that stupid thing the vagina is connected to and throwing all his money at it just to keep it from having an educated conversation with him.

Because what every guy dreams of is marrying that stupid thing the vagina is connected to and throwing all his money at it just to keep it from having an educated conversation with him.


I'm Ben. I'm from Oregon. Sometimes I like to be a little ridiculous. It's a bit of a hobby. I know stuff

I'll judge you by the movies and shows you have seen, not the ones you haven't.

Velociraptors | Bears | Wolves

since 3/4/12