January 2011
I'm just now getting around to reading Fight Club
And somehow, someway, David Fincher managed to get that movie spot on. At least he did with the 21% of the book that I’ve read so far. It’s on Kindle, so I don’t know page numbers.
Jan 31st
Television Show Idea (yes, this is really long,...
This is an idea for a television show that I’ve had floating around in my head for quite some time now. At first it started out as a movie idea but I have since combined it with another idea or morphed it or something so that it is now too complex to fit into an easy 2-2 1/2 hour format. The idea is roughly outlined on a single page of my idea book, but it is much more than just that. I...
Jan 31st
Jan 30th
I've been typing everything tonight with only one...
They also have nowhere to go because their regular spot on top of my computer is currently occupied by brownies.
Jan 27th
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Jan 23rd
Catching Them All
mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is catching them all.  I really regret catching all the Pokemon. I have no room in my house anymore with all these Pokeballs everywhere, and they’re all so needy, especially Snorlax — all it does is eat.  It’s really ruining my life. [Male, 18]
Jan 22nd
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Jan 20th
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“The truck must hit the curb with authority because that’s how a man parks.”
– Tucker Max (Since I’ve been reading I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell for the last couple days, I know there are better quotes from him, but this one just really tickled my fancy.)
Jan 19th
Sometimes I forget my roommate's name
So then I just sit there looking like this sheep that Flickr says is confused until I finally realize that what I might have to say to him isn’t actually that important. So maybe he might have his name on the wall… The Japanese version of it is bigger though. I don’t read Japanese.
Jan 18th
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Jan 14th
Sometimes I forget my roommate's name
So then I just sit there looking like this sheep that Flickr says is confused until I finally realize that what I might have to say to him isn’t actually that important. So maybe he might have his name on the wall… The Japanese version of it is bigger though. I don’t read Japanese.
Jan 13th
So you dropped a baby
That doesn’t make you a complete fuckup. Well… probably.
Jan 13th
So you dropped a baby
That doesn’t make you a complete fuckup. Well… probably.
Jan 13th
What is that smell I smell?
That smell of smells. That smell which pervades, Gets into everything I touch, Everything I wear, Everything I feel. What is that Smell? It haunts me to the end: From the beginning To the end. It’s all over. Oh, right, it’s ramen. Because I’m in college.
Jan 13th
What is that smell I smell?
That smell of smells. That smell which pervades, Gets into everything I touch, Everything I wear, Everything I feel. What is that Smell? It haunts me to the end: From the beginning To the end. It’s all over. Oh, right, it’s ramen. Because I’m in college.
Jan 13th
There are times
Where I feel really deep and intellectual and want to know the secrets of the universe, inside and out. Then there are other times where I just want to post everything that pops into my head because I stop giving a shit about how deep it is and just want to share with the world and fill up my queue with nonsensical fun things that create more posts in a couple of days than in the last month....
Jan 12th
There are times
Where I feel really deep and intellectual and want to know the secrets of the universe, inside and out. Then there are other times where I just want to post everything that pops into my head because I stop giving a shit about how deep it is and just want to share with the world and fill up my queue with nonsensical fun things that create more posts in a couple of days than in the last month....
Jan 12th
“I guess it’s about what you thought was right at the time. Then, what...”
– Insomnia
Jan 12th
“I guess it’s about what you thought was right at the time. Then, what...”
– Insomnia
Jan 12th
So I might have definitely mistaken the word “vegan” for “vagina”. Say what you will about Freudian slips, but that was one exciting bagel for like 3 seconds.
Jan 11th
“It’s difficult to meet someone when you’ve already seen their...”
– Russell Brand
Jan 7th
“It’s difficult to meet someone when you’ve already seen their...”
– Russell Brand
Jan 7th
“There’s no way of truly knowing a creature until you have placed a saddle...”
– Benjamin Bowman, making up reasons to ride a grizzly bear and/or a velociraptor.
Jan 6th
“There’s no way of truly knowing a creature until you have placed a saddle...”
– Benjamin Bowman, making up reasons to ride a grizzly bear and/or a velociraptor.
Jan 6th
ShadowPlay
Watching your shadow perform the same mundane task that you are can be oddly entrancing. It is almost Voyeuristic except without any guilt or creepiness. The ability to see someone that isn’t obviously you doing something without knowing that you’re watching them. Or maybe this is all just coming from me watching Following source
Jan 5th
Jan 4th
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Do I just keep buying dress socks knowing that...
What a fucking asshole.
Jan 3rd